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Archiv para la categoría 'Paranoid'



Dos vicios

Premio para quien los adivine. Uno es continente y otro contenido.

Sí, demasiado tiempo perdido…

Steve Jobs, págame

Hoy he hecho de comercial de Apple por primera vez en mi vida. Mientras comía algo a media tarde, una chica me ha asaltado en la cafetería y me ha hecho algunas preguntas sobre mi MBP, referentes sobre todo a la batería y a Bootcamp.
Nunca había sentido algo tan extraño. Es como si estuviera vendiendo [...]

Feliz 2007

Que os den por el ojete, sobretodo a los de las putas campanadas y las in-tradicionales uvas.

Vacaciones

Una semana. Dedicada por completo a:
Ver series: Me estoy viendo la primera temporada de Veronica Mars en solo un fin de semana y aprovecharé para ver la segunda en cuanto se descargue. Me está gustando, pero le dedicaré una entrada mañana cuando la tenga acabada. También House, que ya le he pillado el ritmo [...]

Aldi, tu hipermercado de barrio

Aldi es un lugar qeu siempre te saca de apuros, tanto por lo barato como por lo variado y alguna vez exótico/extraño de sus productos. Así qeu me he decidido hacer unas cauntas fotos hoy allí.
Tú entras y lo primero qeu ves son las bebidas, güisqui barato:
y sucedáneo de refresco marca ACME:

Sobra decir [...]

Si

Porque con mi dinero lo he comprado
Porque sólo yo entiendo el revoltijo de ventiladores y placas soldadas con lso interruptores qeu los controlan
Porque se más que el de la tienda
Porque no quiero qeu el de la tienda me cambie mi superventilador industrial silencioso de nucelo de metal, 120 mm de lado y 25€ por uno [...]